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16 ‘Dad Jokes’ Perfect for Father’s Day Shirts


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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? Okay, but seriously, dad jokes are the best jokes, and while you don’t have to be a father to appreciate them, they are a great way to relate to the men you know who happen to have a kid or two running around. This Father’s Day, tell all the dads in your life that you love them with some custom t-shirts sporting dad joke templates that can make even grown kids groan.

1 This is Not a Drill

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows a saw and says "This is Not a Drill"

This t-shirt design works on so many levels that it’s difficult to really nail one down in particular, but I’m going to try to hammer it home. This is a picture of a saw. But also, of course, the phrase This is not a drill has a double meaning which makes it a pun. Maybe you know a bunch of woodworking dads or tool enthusiasts. This one would also work for anyone who just really loves a ridiculous play on words. It might not be a drill, but it is a great shirt.

2 Punk is Dad

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows a punk guy with a mohawk and says "Punk is dad"

3 In Queso Emergency

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows a bowl of queso and says "In queso emergency"

4 I Speak French (Fries)

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows french fries and says "I speak French (Fries)"

5 Totally Koalafied

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows a koala and eucalyptus and says "Totally koalafied"

6 All About Carbio

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows two pieces of bread high-fiving and says "All about carbio"

7 Cacti + Cact-u = Cactus!

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows two cacti with a heart and it says "Cacti + Cact-u = Cactus!"

8 Turnip the Beet

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows a turnip with headphones and says "Turnip the beet"

9 Orange You Glad?

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows an orange and says "You glad?"

10 Donut Judge Me

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows a donut and says "Donut Judge Me"

11 Let’s Taco ‘Bout Tacos

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that says Let's then shows a taco and then says 'Bout and shows another taco

12 Guess What? Chicken Butt.

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows a chicken with an arrow pointing to its backside and says "Guess what?"

13 Cactus Puns Are Succulent

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows a set of succulents and says "Cactus puns are succulent"

14 Cutting Carbs

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows a piece of pizza and a pizza cutter and says "Cutting carbs"

15 May the Course Be With You

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that shows a putting green and says "May the course be with you"

16 Bad puns. That’s how eye roll.

Father's Day Dad Joke Custom T-Shirt that says "Bad Puns. That's How Eye Roll." with an eye roll emoji in place of the O.


Miellyn is the Director of Marketing Content at Custom Ink. Her work has spanned marketing for television networks like TLC and Travel, educational content for Smithsonian and National Geographic, marketing and story for indie video games, essays for publishers including Random House, The Telegraph, and Smart Pop Books, and stories for press outlets like VICE and VH1.

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