Funny Clarinet Section Sayings for T-shirts

Clever Clarinet Section Slogans and Sayings

Clarinets are like ninjas. You can’t hear us but we’re there.

Because violins are not the answer.

We swear! It’s really the reed’s fault!

We aren’t like the  

Where clarinets go… Treble follows.

So loud you can almost hear us.

You can always blame the reeds.

Without clarinets, life would B♭.

Reed lickers unite!

Clarinets like to play it close to the edge.

We play our rests perfectly.

The only instrument that matters.

We will be heard!

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