Trumpet & Flute Section Sayings and Slogans

Clever & Funny Trumpet Section Slogans and Sayings

Feared by woodwinds everywhere.

Pinch, pull, and pray.

Did you say louder?

Life is something like a trumpet. If you don’t put anything in, you won’t get anything out.
-W.C. Handy

pp=ff… It’s a trumpet thing.

In 10 minutes, you will know why I am on this side of the trumpet.

Takes a month to learn, but a lifetime to master.

Kicking some brass one note at a time.

“Bach knew the trumpet is loud. Had he wanted it soft, he would have written the part for recorder.”
-Helmut Rilling

If you can hear this, you’re in presence of perfection.

My chops hurt.

Keep Calm and Play Loud

“Hit it hard and wish it well.”
– Claude Gordon

Clever & Funny Flute Section Sayings and Slogans

Don’t hate us ‘cuz we’re flutiful.

High notes, high class.

Where flutes go, treble follows.

Ha-Flute-a-Matata

Make sure to get your daily dose of flutes & veggies.

Life is like a flute: It may have many holes and emptiness, but if you work on it carefully, it can make magical melodies.

Flute for the moon!

Flutes: Pretty & Perfect

Abso-Flute-Ly Amazing.

I can flutter tongue this.

We can hear you air breathing

Stay classy, not brassy.

Just flute it!

Flutes up front. Lesser instruments, please fall behind.

Flutes kick BRASS!