365 Bachelor Party Sayings for the Groom’s Last Hurrah

So, you’re on the brink of that big step—marriage. Before you dive into forever, you’ll most likely have that time-honored celebration of single life, also known as the bachelor party. Before you take the proverbial plunge, make your party legendary with funny bachelor party quotes, slick slogans, perfect hashtags, memorable t-shirt slogans, and hilarious jokes. And if you’re a part of the wedding party, we’ve got you covered too. Add slogans and party names to custom t-shirts, hoodies, hats, tank tops, drinkware, and more to mark the occasion. Get ready to gather all the inspiration you need for an unforgettable send-off to singledom. Let’s make this party one to remember!

Bachelor Party Quotes

Bachelor Party Slogans

Bachelor Party Hashtags and Captions

Bachelor Party T-shirts Slogans

Bachelor Party Names

Bachelor Party Jokes

Bachelor Party Quotes 

1. “I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?” – Jerry Seinfeld
2. “The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.” – Oscar Wilde
3. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
4. “You know how funerals are not for the dead—they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom—they’re for the uncommitted.” – Bill Murray
5. “But did you die?” – Chow, The Hangover
6. “We’re the three best friends that anyone could have.” – Alan, The Hangover
7. “Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows; marriage does.” – Groucho Marx
8. “Bachelor parties are for the married guys.” – Chrissy Teigen
9. “I mean, we’re all drunk now, and we’re having fun, but nobody realizes what tomorrow’s gonna be like.” – Phil Wenneck, The Hangover Part II 
10. “Bachelor parties are about the inner circle, the people who have known the groom since before he even knew he was a groom.” – Mike, Swingers 
11. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless it gets posted on the internet.” – Phil Wenneck, The Hangover Part III
12. “Bachelor parties are like the last free throws of a man’s single life before he’s fouled by marriage.” 
13. “A bachelor party is a last hurrah for the groom, and a last headache for the bride.” 
14. “Bachelor parties: because who needs sleep when you can party all night before saying ‘I do’?” 
15. “A successful bachelor party is measured by the stories you can’t tell afterward.” 
16. “Bachelor parties are like a mixtape of memories you play before life’s official remix.”
17. “At a bachelor party, there are only two types of people: those who remember and those who wish they could forget.” 
18. “A bachelor party is the groom’s way of saying, ‘Hold my beer, marriage, I’ve got one last thing to do!'”
19. “Bachelor parties: where you realize your friends are even crazier than you thought.”
20. “Bachelor parties are all fun and games until someone loses their keys, phone, or dignity.”
21. “A bachelor party is a celebration where even the most responsible guys make questionable decisions.”
22. “Bachelor parties: where friendships are deepened and memories are blurred.” 
23. “At a bachelor party, the groom’s motto is ‘No regrets,’ followed by ‘What happened?’”
24. “A man’s last few days of freedom should be unforgettable… Just make sure the wedding isn’t forgettable too!”
25. “Remember, anything that happens at the bachelor party will be used against you at the wedding reception!”
26. “Enjoy the party because you’re about to exchange the chaos of single life for the organized chaos of married life!”
27. “Bachelor party rule #1: If it happens at the bachelor party, it stays at the bachelor party!”
28. “A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts – especially at a bachelor party.”
29. “All for one and one last night of freedom!”
30. “Who needs nerves of steel when you can have livers of steel at the bachelor party!”
31. “To the groom: may your bachelor party be as legendary as your love story.”
32. “From wild nights to wedding nights, the bachelor party marks a turning point.”
33. “Here’s to the groom: from solo adventures to a lifetime of partnership.”
34. “Bachelor parties: because marriage deserves a memorable prelude.”
35. “To the groom: may your bachelor party be as unforgettable as your wedding day.”
36. “Out with a bang, in with a wedding.”
37. “Last night of freedom—first day of forever.”
38. “Bachelor parties: the exclamation point to the groom’s single days.”
39. “To the groom: farewell to bachelorhood, hello to a lifetime of love.”
40. “Bachelor party: because marriage needs a grand entrance!”

Bachelor Party Slogans 

1. Launching [Groom’s Name] into marriage!
2. Last fling before the ring!
3. Buy him a shot! He’s tying the knot!
4. Last night of freedom!
5. Ball and chain, say hello!
6. Raising hell before the wedding bells!
7. Trading freedom for love
8. One last wild ride for the groom’s side
9. Legend’s last ride
10. Give me a bachelor night to remember! 
11. The night is young, and so is the groom.
12. No regrets, just memories
13. Freedom going, going, gone!
14. Marriage bound, drinks around!
15. From bachelor pad to family pad
16. Peace out, single life!
17. Saying goodbye to my single stride
18. Here’s to beers, cheers, and many years!
19. Counting down to being tied down
20. Single today, gone tomorrow
21. From living free to husband-to-be
22. The last swing before the ring
23. Once a bachelor, soon a husband
24. Before the vows, we take a bow
25. From throwing back pints to tying knots
26. Before the chains, we pop champagne
27. From single to mingled
28. Trading beers for years
29. One last stand for the wedding band
30. From happy hours to wedding showers
31. Bachelor’s last call before taking the fall
32. Bachelor Party: Enter at Your Own Risk!
33. Time’s up. Let’s down this cup!
34. Party now, hitched later!
35. Happily unmarried… for tonight!
36. Bye-bye, bachelor—welcome to the rapture! 
37. Beers now, cheers later!
38. ‘Til hangover do us part 
39. Buy this man a beer—his wedding is near!
40. Say “yes” to the mess.
41. Single for the last time
42. Celebrate the past and toast to the future.
43. Misbehaving one last time
44. Cheers to the man of the hour! 
45. Bachelor party: A legendary affair
46. Here today, groom tomorrow
47. He popped the question, so we’re poppin’ bottles! 
48. Game over for him. 
49. Bachelor retired. Groom to-be-hired. 
50. Last tumble before the aisle rumble.
51. He’s got the ring. We’ve got the bling. 
52. He’s/She’s his Mr./Ms. Right. Let’s make this his/their night! 
53. Whiskey bent and aisle bound. 
54. Buy us beer—the wedding is near.
55. About to make this man an honest one. 
56. Raising hell before the wedding bell. 
57. Eat, drink, and be married. 
58. We make pour decisions. 
59. Goodbye to life. Hello wife! 
60. Goodbye, mischief. Hello, commitment! 
61. From booze to “I do’s”
62. From boys’ night to wedding night
63. Cheers to the future Mr.! 
64. Single no more—let’s pour! 
65. Bachelor today, groom tomorrow! 
66. Savor the flavor of being unwed
67. Bachelor tonight, then married for life
68. Cheers to my single years!
69. From wingman to wedding band
70. Bachelorhood’s grand finale

Bachelor Party Hashtags and Captions 

1. #BachelorBash
2. #GroomsNightOut
3. #FromSinglehoodToForever
4. #PartyLikeABachelor
5. #AdventureAwaits
6. #LastFlingBeforeTheRing
7. #GroomsFinalCountdown
8. #WildNightMemories
9. #BachelorPartyLegends
10. #GroomsLastStand
11. #OneWildNight
12. #MakingMemories
13. #CountdownToIDo
14. #FarewellBachelorhood
15. #GroomCrew
16. #GoodbyeSoloHelloDuo
17. #FromBoysToHusbands
18. #GroomsAdventure
19. #BrosBeforeVows
20. #BachelorhoodsGrandFinale
21. #GroomsNightOnTheTown
22. #ToastingToTheGroom
23. #LastNightOfFreedom
24. #CherishTheMoments
25. #GroomToBe
26. #BachelorPartyVibes
27. #AdventureAwaitsGroom
28. #CelebratingFriendship
29. #BachelorPartyStories
30. #SingleToTaken
31. #GroomToGroomed
32. #MakingItOfficial
33. #PartyBeforeTheVows
34. #GroomTime
35. #BachelorPartyBliss
36. #SayingIDoSoon
37. #GroomsNightOfFame
38. #CheersToNewBeginnings
39. #BachelorPartyFun
40. #LoveLaughterCelebration
41. #GroomingForMarriage
42. #AdventureBeginsTonight
43. #BachelorPartyCheers
44. #GroomsLastAdventure
45. #OneLastToast
46. #FromSoloToSoulMate
47. #GroomsNightOfLaughter
48. #CountdownToMarriage
49. #BachelorPartyMemoryLane
50. From bros to best men
51. Last night of freedom. First day of forever. 
52. Party like a bachelor. Celebrate like a groom!
53. Groom’s final countdown to “I do!” 
54. One wild night, a lifetime of memories
55. Celebrating the journey from solo to soulmate. 
56. Counting down to “I do” with my best friends by my side. 
57. Groom’s last adventure before becoming a husband! 
58. Celebrating on the last night before the big day!
59. Living legends
60. My boy’s gettin’ hitched! 
61. One more adventure before he takes the plunge! 
62. Let the celebration begin! 
63. Taking shots and making memories! 
64. Hangover: Anticipated. Amazing memories: Certain. 
65. Saying goodbye to bachelorhood! 
66. Brews before “I do’s!” 
67. Alcohol: Because no great story started with a salad! 
68. One last boys’ night out before the big day! 
69. Let’s get ready to stumble!
70. Out here with my groom squad

Bachelor Party T-shirts Slogans 

1. [Groom’s] Bachelor Party: A Night Worth Forgetting!
2. One more solo flight before life with his co-pilot
3. Bachelor Party Assemble! 
4. Bachelor Weekend Warrior
5. Bachelor Party [Year]: No Turning Back Now
6. Party like a bach-star
7. (Groom) I Popped the Question / (Groomspeople) So We’re Poppin’ Bottles
8. Bachelor Drinking Team
9. Last Supper of Singledom
10. Buy me a shot. I’m tying the knot! 
11. He’s tying the knot. Buy us a shot! 
12. Bachelor Party Crew
13. Game over: He’s getting married! 
14. The Last Night of Freedom
15. From living free to husband-to-be
16. Last Fling Before the Ring!
17. Wolf Pack: Bachelor Party Division
18. The Final Fiesta
19. Groom’s Night Out
20. Bachelor Support Team
21. The Hunt is Over
22. Last Wild Night for Mr. Right
23. Pre-game Before the Ball and Chain
24. Soon-to-be Mr. Perfect
25. From Bro Code to Married Mode
26. Groom Squad
27. Groom’s Last Ride
28. Just Here for The Beer
29. Last Bash Before The Big Match
30. Stag Party of The Century
31. Living La Vida Solo No More
32. From Boy’s Night Out to Man’s Life In
33. Final Fling Before the Ring
34. Groom Security
35. Groom’s Last Stand
36. Keep Calm, I’m The Groom
37. Groom’s Drinking Crew
38. Soon to be Locked Down
39. The End of an Era
40. The Main Event Before The Wedding Tent
41. Reality Called…I’m Getting Married
42. Groom’s Last Roar
43. To Have and To Hold…Beers!
44. Straight Outta Bachelorhood
45. It was fun while it lasted
46. Stag Party Survivor
47. Bachelor Party Legend
48. I Regret Nothing!
49. Bachelorhood be gone!
50. Last Round of Freedom
51. I said, “Yes!” / We said, “Time to party!” 
52. Cheers to My Single Years!
53. Here Comes Trouble: It’s My Bachelor Party!
54. From Bros to Best Men
55. The Final Countdown
56. Groom’s Final Fling
57. Toasting to the Groom
58. Bachelor Party Legends Unite
59. From Solo to Soulmate
60. [Groom’s] Epic Bachelor Bash
61. Bachelorhood’s Final Curtain Call
62. Say Goodbye to Single Life
63. Bachelorhood’s Final Chapter
64. Groom’s Last Dance
65. From wild to wed
66. On a mission to party
67. Full Throttle Bachelor Weekend
68. Live, Laugh, Love, Bachelor
69. From solo act to duet
70. The party before the happily ever after
71. This sure beats wedding planning
72. Bachelor Party In-Progress
73. On a Mission to Marriage
74. Groom Raiders
75. The Brothers Groom
76. Wedding or bust
77. The Wedding Eve Warriors
78. Voyage Before The Vows
79. Farewell to Bachelorhood
80. I Got The Final Rose / He Got The Final Rose

Bachelor Party Names 

1. [Groom’s] Legendary Last Fling
2. [Groom’s] Grand Getaway
3. Bros Before Vows
4. True Bromance
5. Bachelor Bonanza
6. Groom’s Night Out
7. Countdown to “I Do”
8. Adventures of the Groom Crew
9. From Boys to Husbands Retreat
10. Groom’s Ultimate Escape
11. Last Call for Freedom
12. Epic Groom’s Getaway
13. Wild Night of Bachelor Revelry
14. [Groom’s] Farewell to Bachelorhood
15. The Bachelor Odyssey
16. Groom’s Night Out: Unleashed!
17. Vow Voyage: Bachelor Edition
18. Epic Bachelor Break
19. The Husband Countdown
20. Bachelor Nation
21. [Groom’s] Last Hurrah
22. [Groom’s] Legendary Lark
23. “Groom’s Odyssey: The Prelude”
24. [Groom’s] Last Adventure
25. [Groom’s] Bachelor Jubilee
26. Bidding Bachelorhood Adieu
27. Wild Ride to the Wedding
28. Epic Bachelor Escapade
29. Just Bro With It
30. Bachelor Bon Voyage
31. [Groom’s] Sweet Escape
32. One Last Roar Rally
33. Here We Bro Again
34. Adventures Before Altar
35. Groom’s Grand Goodbye
36. Bachelorhood’s Final Fling
37. [Groom’s] Countdown Cruise
38. Party Like a Bach-star
39. On a Mission to Marriage
40. [Groom’s] Farewell Frenzy
41. From Bachelor Pad to Man Cave
42. From Solo to Soulmate Safari
43. The Gentlemen’s Club
44. The Bachelor Grand Finale
45. The Final Freedom Bash
46. The Hangover Helpers 
47. The Lion’s Den
48. Stags’ Night Out
49. Bachelors Unleashed
50. The Groom’s Gamble
51. Entourage Endgame
52. Boozy Bachelor Bash
53. Farewell to Freedom Fiesta
54. Before-Bells Banquet
55. [Groom’s] Mandatory Mayhem
56. Let it Bro Bachelor Party
57. [Groom’s] Bro Out Blow Out
58. [Groom’s] Ultimate Dungeon Crawl
59. Bros of the Binary Code
60. [Groom’s] Gaming Getaway
61. The Fellowship of the Groom
62. Last LAN Party Before “I Do” 
63. He’s Leveling Up to Marriage/ I’m Leveling Up to Marriage
64. Lords of the Ring
65. [Groom’s] Endgame 
66. The Nearly Weds
67. Pre-Nuptial Nonsense
68. Brewsky Bros Bachelor Party
69. [Groom’s] Bachelor Bar Crawl
70. Pre-Matrimony Mayhem
71. The Groom’s Last Groove
72. The Dude Cruise
73. [Groom’s] Big Bachelor Campaign
74. Rolling Initiative to Romance
75. Critical Hit to Happiness

Bachelor Party Jokes 

1. Why did the bachelor party hire a magician?

To make the groom’s single life disappear!

2. What did the bachelor say when asked about his party plans?

“I’m hoping for a wild night but nothing too knotty.”

3. Why did the groom bring a ladder to the bachelor party? 

He heard the drinks were going to be on the house!

4. Why did the groom decide to have his bachelor party at a bakery? 

He wanted to have his cake and eat it too!

5. Why did the groom’s friends bring a parachute to his bachelor party? 

They were ready for the groom to take the plunge!

6. What’s a groom’s favorite dance move at his bachelor party? 

The Hitched Hustle

7. What’s the difference between in-laws and out-laws?

Outlaws are wanted!

8. If your wife laughs at your joke, it means you either have a good joke or a good wife.

9. Marriage is a lot like the army: everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.

10. I knew a guy who said he only married his high school sweetheart after he finished college. I asked him, “Why?”

He said, “Well, duh. I was working on my bachelor’s degree.”

11. Rather than a Bachelor’s in Science, they should call it a Bachelor Because of Science.

12. Why couldn’t he/she read his Valentine’s Day card? Because he was an illegible bachelor.

13. What is a bachelor’s favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

14. My friends surprised me with a massage for my bachelor party today. I was really touched. 

15. My spouse renewed me for another season.

16. How did the Queen Bee end up getting married? She ended up finding her honey.

17. Marriage is full of surprises, but it’s mostly just asking each other, “Do you have to do that right now?”

18. Being asked to be someone’s best man is like being called up for jury duty.

19. At every party, there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

20. Do you know why the king of hearts married the queen of hearts? They were perfectly suited for each other.

21. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

22. My spouse and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and he/she agrees with me.

23. Only after getting married do you realize that those marriage jokes were not just jokes.

24. I agree this has been quite an emotional day for all of us, so emotional that even the wedding cake is in “tiers.”

25. There is only a teeny-tiny difference between marriage and love, where love tends to be blind, marriage is certainly the eye-opener that everyone requires.

26. What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness.

27. For butter or worse, a toast to the lovely bride and groom. 

28. Being a bachelor is like playing a solo game of Life but with more pizza.

29. Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web. 

30. Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.