Funny Float Trip Sayings and Slogans

Float Trip Sayings & Slogans

I’m on a float!

Tubing = therapy

Bottoms up!

Driftin’ down the river without a care in the world.

Keep calm and float on.

Float ’em if you’ve got ’em.

Real men wear tubes.

We’re freestyle floaters.

What happens on the river stays on the river!

I lost my cooler & flip flops and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

Whatever floats your boat.

Float the river, bro.

My bones crave the river.

Floats well with others

You can’t float with us

We all float on.

River hair don’t care.

Bro, do you even paddle?

We’re sippin’ & trippin’.

Just go with the flow.

It’s all oar nothing.

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