26 Funny English Teacher Quotes

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26 Funny English Teacher Quotes

Keep calm and read on.

Be sure to read the room.

We’re word nerds!

Homer is where the heart is.

I’m Thoreau in my grading.

There, their, they’re…work hard and you’ll pass!

I’m always write.

English teachers are lit!

Drive me Wilde.

You comma here often?

Woolf, there it is.

The book is always better.

This class is in-tense.

When in doubt, revise.

Metaphors be with you.

Haiku-na-matata.

I put the “lit” in literature.

That’s what I’m Tolkein about.

The bell just rang, run on!

I can be a little possessive.

Need Eyre to breathe.

Be-clause I said so!

Don’t let your punctuation feel out of place.

Book smart is the best smart.

Edit or regret it.

Cool story, Poe.

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