Inspiring and Funny Jewish Sayings/Quotes

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A Mix of Fun and Inspiring Jewish Quotes & Sayings

“The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference.”
-Elie Wiseel

“If life gives you potatoes… Make latkes!”
-Unknown

“Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.” -Albert Einstein

“A righteous man falls down seven times and gets up.”
–King Solomon, Proverbs, 24:16.

“Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!”
-Golda Meir

“A dream which has not been interpreted is like a letter unread.”
– Hebrew Proverb

“I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.”
-Elie Wiesel

“Even a secret agent can’t lie to a Jewish Mother.”
-Peter Malkin

“For evil to flourish, it only requires good men to do nothing.”
-Simon Wiesenthal

“I don’t speak because I have the power to speak; I speak because I don’t have the power to remain silent”
–Rabbi A.Y. Kook

“Worries go down better with soup than without.”
-Jewish Proverb