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Slogans & Sayings

Auto Repair Slogans PhotoDo you own or work for an auto body repair shop and are in need of a funny slogan for your business? While working on cars may be easy for you, we know coming up with a creative saying might be a challenge. So feel free to check out our list of funny and creative auto repair slogans and sayings. They’re a great addition to your marketing materials, signage, and even staff shirts, which you can create here at CustomInk!

10 Creative Autobody Shop / Car Repair Slogans & Sayings

Reinvent your ride!

We meet most of our friends by accident.

May we have the next dents?



float trip sayings photoPlanning a float trip in the warm weather and need an inspiring or funny slogan for your trip? We have compiled a list of some funny and creative sayings for your group and they’re a great add to custom tees and tank tops to rock down the river. Check out our list below and let us know if you have a favorite in the comments section!

Funny and Clever Float Trip Sayings & Slogans

I’m On a Float!


Bottoms Up!

Driftin’ down the river without a care in the world.



ASB Slogans Photo

Funny and Creative Associated Student Body Slogans and Sayings

Looking to run for this year’s student body? Think you got what it takes to be the next president? VP? Secretary or Treasurer? Doesn’t matter what you are running for because we got you covered with some funny and creative slogans that will surely get the other students talking. Let us know which ones you think are the best, or leave a comment with your favorite slogan! You’ve already got our virtual vote!

Like a good president, _______ is there
Don’t be hesitant, Vote _______ for president
I am Nobody, Nobody is perfect, Therefore I am Perfect, Vote ______ for president



Oboe Bassoon Orchestra Photo

Funny and Clever Oboe & Bassoon Section Slogans and Sayings

Watch out, there’s treble a brewin’! That’s right, the double reeds are here and ready to break wind…wait, that’s not what we meant. What we meant was that it is time to show the other sections that we are not just filled with a bunch of hot air. Show your pride with some of our funny and clever oboe and bassoon sayings, or share with us one that is your favorite!

Oboe You Di’int!

REED my lips, OBOES are the best

1% Talent, 2% Dedication, 97% Hot Air



Grab Life by the Horns

“Nous sommes les meilleurs”. For you non-French enthusiasts, that means “We are the best!” So why not let the other sections know how awesome you guys are with sayings about the French horn. Check our pick for the TOP 10 Funny and Creative French Horn Sayings. We dare you to come up with something better!

Funny and Creative French Horn Sayings

1. French horns do it .better

2. “Grab life by the horn.”

3. Keep it Mello.



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