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float trip sayings photoPlanning a float trip in the warm weather and need an inspiring or funny slogan for your trip? We have compiled a list of some funny and creative sayings for your group and they’re a great add to custom tees and tank tops to rock down the river. Check out our list below and let us know if you have a favorite in the comments section!

Funny and Clever Float Trip Sayings & Slogans

I’m On a Float!


Bottoms Up!

Driftin’ down the river without a care in the world.



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Funny and Creative Associated Student Body Slogans and Sayings

Looking to run for this year’s student body? Think you got what it takes to be the next president? VP? Secretary or Treasurer? Doesn’t matter what you are running for because we got you covered with some funny and creative slogans that will surely get the other students talking. Let us know which ones you think are the best, or leave a comment with your favorite slogan! You’ve already got our virtual vote!

Like a good president, _______ is there
Don’t be hesitant, Vote _______ for president
I am Nobody, Nobody is perfect, Therefore I am Perfect, Vote ______ for president



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Funny and Clever Oboe & Bassoon Section Slogans and Sayings

Watch out, there’s treble a brewin’! That’s right, the double reeds are here and ready to break wind…wait, that’s not what we meant. What we meant was that it is time to show the other sections that we are not just filled with a bunch of hot air. Show your pride with some of our funny and clever oboe and bassoon sayings, or share with us one that is your favorite!

Oboe You Di’int!

REED my lips, OBOES are the best

1% Talent, 2% Dedication, 97% Hot Air



Grab Life by the Horns

“Nous sommes les meilleurs”. For you non-French enthusiasts, that means “We are the best!” So why not let the other sections know how awesome you guys are with sayings about the French horn. Check our pick for the TOP 10 Funny and Creative French Horn Sayings. We dare you to come up with something better!

Funny and Creative French Horn Sayings

1. French horns do it .better

2. “Grab life by the horn.”

3. Keep it Mello.



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“I fear not the man who practiced 10,000 kicks once, but the man who has practiced 1 kick 10,000 times”.

This is one of the most iconic quotes about martial arts from the one and only, Bruce Lee. This is also just one of the many inspirational quotes about martial arts that will make you rethink about not being a kung-fu master. But we understand if you need some additional quotes or slogans to motivate you or your fellow fighters, so check out our choices for the TOP 10 quotes about martial arts. HIYAHHHH!

TOP 10 Inspiring Martial Arts Quotes and Sayings

1. Be strong when weak, brave when scared, and humble when you are victorious

2. The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.

3. Pain is weakness leaving your body.

4. Who needs a weapon, when I am one.

5. The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried.



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