Top 10 Funny Dog Slogans

Funny Dog Quotes and Sayings

Ever wondered what a dog was thinking? Or what all those “barks, woofs, and ruffs” translated to? We wondered the same thing – which is why we came up with our list of the TOP 10 funny quotes and sayings for dogs. Now, SIT! (just kidding!) and take a look at some of the quirky sayings of man’s best friend. (but really, you might want to grab a seat.)

1. “You’re not fat, just a little husky”

2. Sun’s Out, Tongue’s Out!

3. Pugs not Drugs

4. “SQUIRREL!”

5. “I am why we can’t have nice things”

6. I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me.

7. Keep Calm and Bark On

8. “Bad day? How arful.”

9. “That is so Fetch!”

10. I Can’t Keep Calm, I Saw a Squirrel

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