Creative and Funny Dodgeball T-shirt Slogans and Sayings

Looking for a funny or clever slogan or quote for your merciless dodgeball team’s t-shirts? Here’s a list of some of our favorites from past customers, that famous Dodgeball movie, and a select few gems we came up with on our own. Check ’em out and use one on your next order of dodgeball t-shirts and custom jerseys.

11 Funny & Creative Dodgeball Team Names

Just dodge it.

We go balls to the wall.

I just pegged you, this is crazy.

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!”
-White Goodman, Dodgeball the Movie

Anywhere but the face.

Fortune favors the ball’d.

Keep calm and dodge balls.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
-Patches O’Houlihan, Dodgeball the Movie

Dippin’ and Dodgin’. Duckin’ and Divin’.

Our balls, your face.

Semper Dodgeball!

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